Thursday May 19 Update On Monday November 14

My wife had kindly pointed out to me that my piano playing lacked finesse, grace and in fact sounded like I was just mashing the keys.

—Like a six-year-old.

The emotions were lost, the passion dead.

—I mean, it’s amazing that you made it, but it sounds bad.

Why didn’t you tell me this before I posted it?!

—I didn’t think you were finished.

At her I store steely-eyed as I cried secretly. She was right, however, and after I stepped down from pride rock I got to work. I have taken the revisionist approach to history and removed all instances of the old recordings. If you are so inclined, I invite you to listen one more time to Thursday May 19.

Domo.